Me: Soo what happened to the ottoman?
Dave: (has a guilty look) I dunno?
Me: I think you do know...
Dave: (still looking guilty) uhh
Me: Haha yeah you do.
Dave: Ok yeah maybe I do
Me: (laughing) I bet I can guess what happened
Dave: (thinking he's being sly) Oh yeah?
Me: Yeah, give me 3 guesses
Dave: ok
Me: Wait I only need one.
Dave: haha ok
Me: You glued the broken toilet lid back together on top of it and the super glue ran over and stuck to it
Dave: Haha - yep. It looked a lot worse, do you know how I made it look better?
Me: (dying laughing) Oh yeah, one guess - sharpie.
Dave: haha yep. you're good.
Me: I know. I can read minds.
5 comments:
Oh. My. Lord. You deserve a medal for not flippin' your lid. I'm not sure what I'd do if hubs super glued our coffee table! Too funny!
haha, love it! it's nice when something that could potentially turn into a fight turns into a good laugh instead :) kudos to you for being so chill about the whole thing...and way to go on the sherlock holmes detective skills! haha
That sounds like something my guy would do! So funny!
too funny! sounds like something that would happen in my house... except it's usually the other way around, with my husband catching me in a "cover up"!
Did you kill him? HOpefully it wasn't your prized possession ottoman. : )
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